Showing posts with label Awesomesauce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Awesomesauce. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Uprooted by Naomi Novik: A folktale for adults

The Dragon, a powerful and fearsome wizard, protects the valley from the evil, encroaching Wood and the deadly creatures that inhabit it. As payment for this protection The Dragon chooses one girl every decade and takes her back to his tower. No one knows what happens at the tower, but after ten years the girl is returned, alive…but irrevocably changed. 

Kasia has been groomed all her life to be the next chosen. She is beautiful, graceful, and well-mannered; everything her best friend Agnieska is not. Agnieska loves her home, despite the ever-present malevolence of the Wood that borders her village. Clumsy, awkward, and stubborn, she too knows Kasia will be chosen, and already mourns the loss of her only friend.

When the choosing day arrives and The Dragon paces down the line of waiting girls it is Agnieska that causes him to pause. It is Agnieska that The Dragon, grudgingly, takes. Whether she wants to or not, Agnieska is about to find out what happens in that tower.

I have so many feels for this book that it is actually difficult to review. For me, Uprooted turned back time to my childhood, when I devoured fairy stories and folktales. It is as if Novik channeled the Grimm brothers and Andrew Lang as she was writing, creating a wonderfully faceted folktale for adults that is so reminiscent of those childhood stories that I had to research to find out if it was, indeed, a retelling of a traditional story (it isn't). This is no child’s book, however. It’s darker. And better. And it should be at the top of your to-read list.

Uprooted. Novik, Naomi. New York: Random House Publishing, 2015. Publication Date: May 19, 2015. 5 Stars


Disclaimer: I received an ARC of this novel from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. The thoughts and opinions expressed in the review are mine alone. 

Monday, March 2, 2015

Vision in Silver by Anne Bishop: Killing me with the tension

Multiple plotlines are skillfully juggled in this urban fantasy novel. To go into them all would take several pages (and would be incomprehensible to those who haven’t read the previous books). I will tease you a little, though, and tell you that Meg is becoming more and more important to the Others. Not because of her prophecies, but because she may be a trailblazer for her sisters. Meanwhile, across Thasia and in Toland, Nicholas Scratch continues to stir up the Humans First and Last (HLF) movement, inciting riots, rebellion, and working with politicians to move against the Others. What the HLF movement doesn’t realize is that the Others who interact with humans are the tip of the iceberg, and the more benevolent, and human-tolerant, of their species.

The Elders watch. Humans only live on the continent by permission and contract with the Others, and it may be time to remind them of that. Again.


Vision in Silver is the third book in The Others series, which should really be read in order. Over the course of these three novels Bishop has skillfully built up the tension and plotlines, interweaving the stories and characters tighter and tighter. A quick Goodreads glance shows at least two more titles planned in the series, and I have no idea what mayhem Bishop has planned for the characters I’ve come to love, but I know I absolutely have to find out. The wait is going to be torture. 

Check out my review of Written in Red, the first book in The Others series!

Bishop, Anne. Vision in Silver. New York: ROC, 2015. 4.5 stars.

Disclaimer: I received an ARC of this novel from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. The thoughts and opinions expressed in the review are mine alone. 

Monday, August 19, 2013

Keeping me up all night...

Meg Corbyn is running from something. Or someone. That’s the only reason a human would be willing to work as liaison for the terra indigene. But there’s something else strange about her that puts Simon Wolfgard on edge. Meg is human, but she doesn’t smell like meat. Her not-prey smell confuses and angers him, even as he gives her the job, a place to live, and arranges for food and winter clothing (since it’s obvious she has neither).  He justifies it by rationalizing that the terra indigene in Lakeside Courtyard are in desperate need of a new Human Liaison to take the mail and package deliveries, as none of the human drivers will interact with the shifters long term. Humans sense that the terra indigene view them as nothing more than special meat, and that seems to make them…nervous…about being in confined spaces with something that looks at them with the eyes of a predator.

Meg is running. She’s running from the Controller who viewed her as extra-sensitive skin to be sliced and sold to the highest bidder. As a cassandra sangue Meg’s blood carries prophecies, released when precise cuts are made on her body. Each cassandra sangue  has only so much skin, however, and when the space is gone, so is her usefulness. While they have skin left, the cassandra sangue are kept under lock and key with every action controlled and scheduled. They have no friends, no conversation, no skill beyond their prophecy. To resist is to be punished with imprecise cutting that induces madness. But those maddening cuts brought Meg visions of how to escape…and images of her own death. Visions that contained Simon Wolfgard.

Even as Meg builds a life at Lakeside Courtyard among the terra indigene, making friends with the shifters and humans alike, the Controller searches for his lost property. It won’t be long before word gets out that a Blood Prophet is in residence. Will the terra indigene turn Meg over, or will the Controller truly learn what it means when they say “Human Law Does Not Apply Here.”

This novel is stunning, and the above plot description doesn't begin to cover the threads that are woven into the story. In addition to the overriding plot there are multiple spinoff subplots about some of the characters, which really develop them into more that simple secondaries. These subplots weave back into the main plot at the end, wrapping things up nicely while still leaving enough room for a sequel (which comes out in March 2014).

The world building in this story is brilliant. To have a world that is so close to our own and yet so different is not a unique concept, but this one is definitely a world that hasn't been created before. The terra indigene are the dominant species and simply allow humans to live here. They like our technology and the way we taste, but we tend to get a bit cocky and they have to smack us down every once and a while when we forget who’s boss. There’s a lot of humor in this relationship, as well as a lot of horror and violence. We are just meat. Literally. Intelligent meat, but edible.

I wouldn't yet classify this novel as romance, but there is something brewing. There is a bit of sex, but nothing graphic. The novel does contain some adult language and, as stated before, unabashed and unrepentant violence. Overall, however, it is much tamer than many of the books I've read lately (not sure what that says). Though the book is 433 pages I finished it in less than two days because I couldn't stop reading. I stayed up late – until I couldn't stay awake any longer – and as soon as I woke up the next day I started reading again and kept going until I finished. It was THAT good. I highly recommend this novel. And yes, I will be checking out Bishop’s backlist while I wait for the sequel.

Bishop, Anne. Written in Red: A Novel of the Others. New York: ROC, 2013. 433 pages. Five stars. 

Monday, November 5, 2012

How I became one of Kenyon's Menyons

Me & Sherrilyn Kenyon
Wow. Has it been a week since my last blog already? Time flies when you're...exhausted. Seriously. I came straight off of my SAFF trip into work on Monday morning and barely made it through to Friday. Fortunately, I had something to look forward to: the Southern Magic Romance Readers Luncheon.

Yes. I read romance novels. So do tons of women across the country, so I'm in great company. Once a year  Southern Magic, my local chapter of the Romance Writers of America, puts on a luncheon and invites local authors to come down to meet and mingle with their readers. They also have a "headliner." A major author is invited to speak and sign books. This year that author was Sherrilyn Kenyon.

To say Sherrilyn Kenyon was amazing would not do her justice. She was inspirational because she was real, true, kind, and appreciative. She overcame what, statistically, should have been impossible odds and became a multi-bestselling author with a stable, loving home life. Her motto, which I will be emblazoning across my work bulletin board as soon as I can find someone with better handwriting than me, is "over, under, around, or through." She went on to say "There is no obstacle you can throw at me that I can't overcome. I am the mighty cockroach." And while this may sound cocky (rather than cockroachy), you have to have heard the preface to that, where she grew up in rural Appalachia to a single mother. How she had eight older brothers and a younger sister with Cerebral Palsy. That she had to wear her brother's hand-me-downs and was constantly ridiculed for it. That "romance novels saved [her] life" because they showed her a world where women could pursue their dreams, have jobs, and make lives for themselves. She worked three jobs to put herself through college. She raised a family while writing her bestsellers. So when she says "over, under, around, or through" I believe her.

Kenyon is also known for her devotion to her fans (though I didn't know it - another author who did know told me). Whenever possible (which means whenever she has any control over it) she will sign books until there is no one left in line. Even if that means signing books until 1am or later. At this luncheon there were less than 200 present, so she didn't have to stay that late. It was while waiting in line myself that I saw her kindness and appreciation. She looked into the eyes of each fan who got a book signed. She shook their hands (with her making that first move toward contact, mind you). If someone gave her a gift, she rejoiced. If she saw a camera she jumped up without having to be asked by the fan if she would take a picture with them. She chatted. She appeared to be in no hurry and she never looked at the line to see how long it was or moved her gaze to the next person in line until that person had moved up to the front of her signing table. It was amazing to watch. I became a hard and fast fan that day. I became one of Kenyon's Menyons.


Thursday, October 11, 2012

So awesome I HAVE to post it!

The Homewood Public Library is having a Pet Reading Photo Contest, and I entered my cat, Pipsqueak. I caught a great picture of him "reading" Jenny Lawson/The Bloggess' book Let's Pretend This Never Happened. This is supposed to just be a fun community contest with a small prize. And it was...until my competitive coworker got all...competitive. So I emailed The Bloggess and asked her to comment on my picture (each comment = 1 vote). Then this happened:



I think I screamed. I'm not sure, because the next few minutes are a blur. A kinda grey black blur. But I remember scampering down the hall to tell my coworker that, whether I won or not, my entry was the awesomest because the author commented on it! 'Cause she's awesome!!!

So, because it would actually be cool to win, here's the link if you want to vote for Pipsqueak reading Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson: VOTE! Remember that to vote you actually have to leave a comment, even if it's just a smiley face.

BTW, the book really is lickable. I mean, you wouldn't really want to lick it, because it tastes like paper and ink. But cats like to lick it, which is like a seal of approval. Because it's a fantastically funny read.

Update: I was going to update this to report the pinnacle of awesomeness: The Bloggess listed Pip's picture on her blog under " Shit I Did When I Wasn't Here." You can see that post here, just scroll down to "What you missed on the Internets" (but read the blog first - it's hysterical!). Of course, Pip is the link entitled "I'm a Bad Influence on Cats." I died from happiness. Could it get any better?

Then an even more amazing thing happened...checking my Twitter account I discovered that THE BLOGGESS HAD FOLLOWED ME!!! That's it. I'm done. Even if I don't officially win this contest - I have won. I am furiously happy!

Another Update: Pipsqueak won the contest!