So, because it would actually be cool to win, here's the link if you want to vote for Pipsqueak reading Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson: VOTE! Remember that to vote you actually have to leave a comment, even if it's just a smiley face.
BTW, the book really is lickable. I mean, you wouldn't really want to lick it, because it tastes like paper and ink. But cats like to lick it, which is like a seal of approval. Because it's a fantastically funny read.
Update: I was going to update this to report the pinnacle of awesomeness: The Bloggess listed Pip's picture on her blog under " Shit I Did When I Wasn't Here." You can see that post here, just scroll down to "What you missed on the Internets" (but read the blog first - it's hysterical!). Of course, Pip is the link entitled "I'm a Bad Influence on Cats." I died from happiness. Could it get any better?
Then an even more amazing thing happened...checking my Twitter account I discovered that THE BLOGGESS HAD FOLLOWED ME!!! That's it. I'm done. Even if I don't officially win this contest - I have won. I am furiously happy!
Another Update: Pipsqueak won the contest!